ive got to get away..

Mon, 04 Jul 2005 15:07:50 GMT

well i made zee new jounral

______ashlar
...add it, fools

Mon, 04 Jul 2005 01:44:03 GMT

ok this may seem pointless and retarded but this has been bothering me for quite some time now and i need to get it off my chest..

im getting really pissed off of how certain people keep taking jokes made by other people (usually me and my friends) and like using them as their own. ITS NOT YOUR EFFING JOKE AND IT TOTALLY KILLS IT WHEN YOU SAY IT. so i recommend that (if this includes you) that you stop because me and ashley will kill you in your sleep.

thank you and goodnight, fools.

mm hmm.. JEREMY SUMPTER IS HOTTTTT

Mon, 04 Jul 2005 01:06:19 GMT

so yeah today..
woke up, got ready, went to walmart applebees & adams, came home, made eggplant, justin came over (oh boy), took a shower, called shannon for a while, then called ash & watched CYBER SEDUCTION!!! (yeah 5th time bitchesss :P) and now im here

jeremy is the hottest kid alive.
you have no idea.
im obsessed.
I LOVE JEREMY SUMPTERRRRRRRR
me and ash are gonna stalk him
literally.
i love him
so much
more than everyone else no matter what they say
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yeah hes hot.

Sat, 02 Jul 2005 23:37:47 GMT

ok so these are some ideas for my new username... vote on which one you like the best (please :])

A- ggg__its_ashlar
B- ____blehfoolson
C-its_ashlar_fool
D-_________ashlar
E-ashlar____
F-x__ashlar__o
G-0MG__its_ashlar

they pretty much all suck but whatever
either vote or think of another one =P

Sat, 02 Jul 2005 21:02:56 GMT

im thinkin of getting a new LJ name

im kinda sick of "co0l___beans"

how about something that includes the name Ashlar?

comment with what you think, fools

Sat, 02 Jul 2005 21:01:56 GMT

pictures from medieval times...

click this:

http://www.picturetrail.com/x__ashlar__o

Sat, 02 Jul 2005 17:04:53 GMT

F.Y.I: WAFFLES ARE THE BEST THING EVER CREATED AND EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE WAFFLES AND IF YOU DONT THEN YOU CAN GO DIE!! WAFFLES WAFFLES WAFFLES WAFFLES WAFFLESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh.. and.. WAFFLES+THAT DAMN CROOKED MEXICAN=GGGG LOVEE!!!!

WEEEEEEEEE I LOVE WAFFLESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

that is all.

BEST FRICKEN DAY EVER MANN!!!!!!!!

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 04:18:53 GMT

so today was like sooooooooooo much fun!!!!! even more fun than the other day when i said it was the best day ever

well yeah i woke up and took a shower and all that shiz and then i watched america's next top model until 5:00 (literally.. there was a marathon and yeah :P)

and then at 5 dani, ashley M, tori, cait, shannon z, and heather came to my housee.. then at 5:33 ashley b FINALLY came and we all piled into the limo and headed off to Medieval times.. OMG IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO HILLARIOUSSS!! I LOVE YOU GUYS SOOOOOOOOOOO EFFING MUCHHHH!!! YOU HAVE NOOOOO IDEA!!!!! there was the hot guy who turned out to be not so hot.. haha.. and we were raving in the limo.. omg so much other hillarious stuff

so today was awesome.. theres pictures but im too lazy to upload them now so i will tomorrow and post them

later, fools

best day ever...

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 01:19:27 GMT

so today was like the best day ever.

i woke up at like 12 and ate soup cuz im cool like that (haha tori thats such a cool song)

then tori and dani came over

and then we walked to joes video and CVS

and watched team america and ate CANDAYYY!!!

then dani left and me and tori went to Wendy's for dinner

"i'll have two of those hot pairs of sunglasses.. and some croutons" :P

we got ghetto baked potatoes.. and toris damn chives got in mine

then we went to the movies and saw madagascar

we didnt even pay attention.. we just talked about "the pelican pupous (sp?)" whos name shall remain anonymous and his mating call (gggggg) ahahhahaahahahahhaha

so today was effing awesome

i LOVE BiLLiE ROSE SO0O0O0 EFFiNG MUCHH!!! GADGINJKGNOWRHGENGJOKHIUFSHFISHFJ YOU HAVE NO IDEAAAAAAAAA

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 00:19:41 GMT

I am bisexual or homosexual.
I've consumed alcohol.
I've run away from home. <--for like 2 hours :P
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I don't like Bush because he is dumb.
I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up.
I am for Bush.
I listen to political music
I collect comic books.
I am shorter than 5'5.
I think I'm ugly, even sometimes.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I open up to others easily.
I am keeping a secret from the world
I watch the news.
I own over 5 rap CDs.
I own an iPod or MP3.
I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
I own something from Hot Topic.
I own something from Pac Sun.
I own something from The Gap.
I own something I got on e-bay.
I love Disney Movies.
I am a sucker for haireyes.
I don't kill bugs.
I curse regularly.
I paid for that cell phone ring.
I am a sports fanatic.
I have "x"s in my screen name. <--there's 1 ;)
I've slipped out an "lol" in a real conversation.
I love Spam .
I bake well
I would wear pajamas to school
I own something from Abercrombie.
I have a job. <--does babysitting count? :P
I love Martha Stewart.
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I am self conscious.
I like to laugh.
I smoke a pack a day
I loved/liked Perks of Being a Wallflower.
I loved/liked Go Ask Alice.
I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
I eat fast food weekly.
I have many scars.
I believe in ghosts
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I see a therapist. <--i did twice :P
Take anti-depressants.
I love white chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I am comfortable with being me.
I play video games.
I'm single
I'm in a relationship.
I'M MARRIED.
Gotten lost in your city.
Saw a shooting star.
Wished on a shooting star.
Saw a meteor shower.
I had a serious surgery.
Gone out in public in your pajamas.
I have kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Been in a fist fight.
Been arrested.
Laughed and had milk/or another drink come out of your nose.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
Made out in an elevator.
Swore at your parents.
Kicked a guy where it hurts.
Been close to love.
Been to a casino.
Been skydiving. <--i wish!!
Broken a bone.
Skipped school.
Saw a therapist.
Played spin the bottle.
Gotten stitches.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
Bitten someone.
Been to Niagara Falls.
Gotten the chicken pox.
Kissed a member of the same sex.
Crashed into a friend's car.
Been to Japan.
Ridden in a taxi.
Shoplifted. <--a tampon.. haha i love dani :p
Been fired.
Ever had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back.
Stole something from your job.
Gone on a blind date.
Lied to a friend.
Had a crush on a teacher.
Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
Been to Europe. <--JULY 18th!! IRELAND!! OH HELLZ YESS!!!
Slept with a co-worker.
Been married.
Gotten divorced.
Had children.
Saw someone dying. <--r.i.p grandpa :(
Been to Africa.
Driven over 400 miles in one day.
Been to Canada.
Been to Mexico.
Been on a plane.
Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Thrown up in a bar
Eaten Sushi.
Been snowboarding.
Been Skiing.
Met someone in person from the internet.
Been to a moto cross show.
Lost a child.
Gone to college.
Graduated college.
Done hard drugs.
Taken painkillers.
Had someone cheat on you.
Miss someone right now.
Taken painkillers when you didn't need them.
Smoked weed.
Snorted cocaine.
Ate shrooms.
Popped E.
Inhailed Nitrous.
Been in love.
Cheated in a relationship.
Woke up crying.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Peed from laughing.
Had sex.
Had sex in a car.
Had sex in public.
Had sex in the shower.
Had sex in a sibling's bed.
Had sex in a (Friends) parent's bed.
Read the answers of the person who sent this to you.
My answers are totally honest.

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!! WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 23:43:47 GMT

so yeah today is my birthday =)

and the tomahawk lake trip was today
the beach was nasty
but the slides were pretty fun.. even though you get submerged into the nasty lake
people sang happy birthday to me cause its my birthday =D
im so skilled.. i can catch goldfish crackers in my mouth.. OH HELLZ YESSS

mmm did i mention that ITS MY BIRTHDAY

animal crackers in my soup....

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 00:58:03 GMT

so today was funtastic =)

i woke up and stuff
went on computer
got ready
and then went to heather's dance recital (you did great by the way ;])
then we decided to just walk back to my house
we stopped at stewarts and got ice cream... weeee
as we were walking home heather called and we went to her house
it was fun there
we watched some ghetto work out tape =P
and i was amused by writing stuff on her fridge
then my mom & dad picked me and ash up and we went to the diner
then we went to k-mart
me and ash were going to break everything in the store but it didnt really work =P
so instead we touched everything in the store
and we bought pinweels which are the coolest things ever invented =)
then we dropped her off and i cama home and took a shower
and now im here
yeah.

TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.......monkeys and rabits loop-de-loop

today..

Sun, 26 Jun 2005 01:54:48 GMT

today i woke up, got ready, and went to shannon's party. it was fun. the end.

i got new myspace pictures. they suck. but be cool and comment on them please and thank youuu. =)

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 15:37:51 GMT

so i got my regents grade...

88% WOOT!!

i know you may not think its great.. but ive been like failing everything this year so yeah IM PRETTY HAPPY!! I DIDNT FAIL!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 23:00:29 GMT

kjshdfskghksjndh

im really nervous

i just emailed landsman

about my regents grade

ay ay ay.. im terrified

i really think i did badd

i got a 21/23 on the lab part

but i dont think i did so good on the other part

blehh i feel like throwing up right nowwwwww.

summer vacation... OH HELLZ YES!!!

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 22:15:09 GMT

so yeah its officially summer vacation.. it has been since yesterday

yesterday i basically just bummed out.. ya kno.. layed around and watched TV.. all that good stuff.. my dad eventually took me to see star wars.. ugh

today was awesome. i hope every day of summer is as fun as it was today. yeah right. but yeah today was awesome.

me and billie went to the mall.. it was lotssa fun.. we went to the "carnival" hahah what a rip-offf =P.. so yeah we shopped.. i bought undergarments :X.. we got stalked by some creepy guy in american eagle (haha).. and yeah shopped..

then we went to joes video and rented team america or whatever.. thats a funny movie =P.. so yeah then we went schwimming! woot! then she left and i ate spaghetti 8)... yeah

bye kids.

MATT DAMON!!!!!!!!!!!

feliz summer solstice fools!

Tue, 21 Jun 2005 18:40:34 GMT

pictasss

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 16:27:52 GMT

and my favorite one of all.......

are you ready?

all right...

hahahahahhaha

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 15:49:03 GMT

~~blehfoolson.~~

I LOVE YOU!! BLEHH

Fri, 17 Jun 2005 18:50:52 GMT

so today..

got on bus.. realized i forgot textbook.. called mom.. had an interesting convo with heather about how when you are in love you throw up =P haha.. ran to the front of the school *in "slow" motion* and grabbed textbook from mom

then went to gym
realized i forgot calculator
mackenzie had an extra one
it was solar powered so i held it up to the light
then me and tori ran around like butterflies

then took math final.. eh

then went to cafeteria fer lunchh.. I LOVE CLING WRAP! AHAHAH.. i was showing people tori's contents :X

then took ss final.. once again, eh

then came home
and now im here
yeah.

Thu, 16 Jun 2005 20:17:09 GMT

ok my mom just got film developed from like 2 or 3 years ago and this was one of the pictures..

Wed, 15 Jun 2005 22:02:52 GMT

AHHH I CANT FUCKING STAND THIS ANYMOREEEE!!!!!!!!

people are really starting to piss me off.

just... arg.

I <3 WALLYDUDE!!!! AGI AGI!!!

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 00:09:08 GMT

so lets see..

tech-> packet thing. bleh.
ss-> went over review sheets
band-> uhh handed in music. listened to brianne and people yell at mr.brunson or w/e his name is
math-> blehfoolson.
english-> finished project
lunch-> ya
study hall-> played spin the bottle.. haha.. then i had like a laughing seizure or something.. it was odd
earth science-> AHHH!!! WALLYDUDE!!!! hes fat. but i love him. EVERYONE WATCH OUT OR HE WILL REGURGITATE ON YOU!!!!.. or worse.. he will sit on you with his 2 mile long body.. but have no fear.. he is condensable!! =)
spanish-> notes. poo.

then stayed after for english.

then came home and hung out with dani... her mom is so cool.. she made us cosmos.. yeah

then took a shower and crap

and now im here.

adios amigos.

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 02:06:48 GMT

today was awesome.

i love ashley and dani so much.

sonfoolbleh.

Sat, 11 Jun 2005 02:25:17 GMT

so lets see.. today..

on the bus me and heather were talking about different ways to die. f.y.i..our school is very hazardous.

tech-> more presentations.. bleh
ss-> sheets
lab-> your mom.
math-> me and billie made up a new language. bleh.
english-> worked on project some more
lunch-> yea
gym-> swimming should die.
earth science-> went to assembly.. for like a minute.. then went back to class and did nothing
spanish-> took like a minute of notes. then we had like a free period or whatever.

then i came home and took a shower and shiz.
and billie came over.
then i went to the dance.
it was pretty fun.
i chilled with erin ryan brianne and bobby.. they're cool kids.
me and ryan are such great dancers.. haha
then me and shannon just aimlessly walked around outside waiting for her dad
and then i came home and now im here. bleh